Weasle News report for Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City

Mike Bantick
Friday, 18 September 2009 09:24

Your IT - Entertainment

A special Weasle News report has been produced to cover the upcoming Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City.  All the shocking footage and dramatic voice-overs are contained herein.

’Sexually suggestive flowers have been banned from public flowerbeds’ is just one of the news items featured in this special edition of Weasle News live from Liberty City.

In the report we find out just how easy it is to get drugs on the streets of LC, and how much of the arms smuggling in the area is linked to Fickie Van Hardenburg, allegedly.

Check out RockStar Games new tongue-in-cheek trailer for the upcoming stand-alone Xbox 360 title Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City.

In this Weazel news exclusive, Weazel's crack team of investigative reporters and former lobbyists cut through the filter of the mainstream media to find the paranoia behind the truth to a recent string of attacks in Liberty City, which has forced LCPD into an escalating arms race. Our Weazel News expert demonstrates these fearsome new weapons including sticky bombs, advanced sniper rifles, automatic shotguns and exploding bullets; while recently discovered footage from a Liberty City tourist appears to show a rocket-equipped military grade helicopter known only as 'The Buzzard' wreaking havoc in Liberty City airspace.

“We call it news, the War on terror, taxes, traffic and weather together, keeping reform off the agenda, Weasal News”

More details about the release and the original debut trailer can be found here.