Domino's have beaten rivals Pizza Hut to the punch with a new iPhone app, allowing hungry customers to order pizzas from wherever they are, whenever they want. Record levels of laziness soon to follow.

Domino’s Pizza will now come with a remote control – your brand-new TiVo box.  Early in 2009, you will be able to order a Domino’s Pizza delivered right to your door.  All you need do now is give the delivery guy your front-door key and you’ll never leave the sofa again.