Microsoft subsidiary Danger admits that user data has been lost in the cloud, and is most likely not coming back.

Dangerous is probably not a description you would apply to the average programmer, let alone yourself. However, the Microsoft, Symantec and even the US Department of Homeland Security are worried that you could unwittingly be just that and intend to prove it.

Doctors are predicting that the number of 'Wii Knee' injuries caused by games consoles could rise over the holiday period. Lazy gits are apparently most at risk.