Davey Winder
Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:06
Science -
Biology
Professor Trevor Cox once conducted research into the world's most sickening sounds, now he has turned his academic focus towards farting noises.
Trevor Cox is a professor of acoustics from the University of Salford
in England who made the headlines a couple of years ago when he
conducted some serious
research in
order to uncover whether people were more scared by the sound of a
Tasmanian Devil or someone throwing up.
Now, in an unexpected twist, Professor Cox has
started to search for the funniest
fart noise.
Obviously the good professor is not crude enough to expect people to
rate real farts, oh no this is much more refined than that: he wants
them to vote on various whoopee cushion sound samples.
As well as advancing the human understanding of what he refers to as
"faux flatulence" thee is another good reason for the research, to
raise money for the annual Comic Relief 'Red Nose Day' charity appeal
in the UK.
The Sounds Funny website designed by
Professor Cox features twenty fart noises, and asks the public
to vote
on a total of six of them in order of the comedy factor.
There are even short video clips (best not to ask) revealing "the secret science of whoopee cushions."
Professor Cox insists that there are solid scientific principles behind
why we find different whoopee noises funniest, although he would only
tell us that:
“For too long, acoustic engineers have concentrate on issues such as
neighbour noise and concert hall acoustics, it is about time we got to
the bottom of some more important fundamental issues."
“The whoopee cushion has much in common with the human voice and how
wind instruments work, so it is a memorable way of portraying some
important science” Professor Cox, who once owned the world's biggest
whoopee cushion, concludes.