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Pregnant woman watching porn movie 3D

A white American couple had a black baby and pregnant wife says that watching a porn movie 3D. The child's father, the soldier Erick Johnson, was serving a year at a military base in Iraq, and when he returned home he found a black baby. His wife, Jennifer Stewart, 38, told him that the child was conceived while she was watching a porn film in three dimensions.

"I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real." With today's technology anything is possible, "said Erick, who recorded the child.

Jennifer said she was a porn film with her friends in New York. She says she does not usually watch porn movies and that was only this time to see how the effects were in 3D. The child, she says, looks like the black actor in the movie. "A month after watching the movie I started feeling dizzy and the result is there. I'll process the film and the producers. Even though my husband believed in me. My marriage could be at risk. But he knows I'm faithful" she said.
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Just to set the scene a little here, the newspaper Sensacionalista has the tag line um jornal idento de verdade which literally translates to a newspaper lacks truth, or perhaps more figuratively, "don't let truth get in the way of a good story."

However, here's where the tale gets interesting. 

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David Heath

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David Heath has over 25 years experience in the IT industry, specializing particularly in customer support, security and computer networking. Heath has worked previously as head of IT for The Television Shopping Network, as the network and desktop manager for Armstrong Jones (a major funds management organization) and has consulted into various Australian federal government agencies (including the Department of Immigration and the Australian Bureau of Criminal Intelligence). He has also served on various state, national and international committees for Novell Users International; he was also the organising chairman for the 1994 Novell Users' Conference in Brisbane. Heath is currently employed as an Instructional Designer, building technical training courses for industrial process control systems.

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