Top Ten Last Minute Debating Tips for Sarah Palin

Davey Winder
Friday, 03 October 2008 01:07

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Tip 6: Don't mention the 'secret' email account that has led to allegations of using private mail for public business in order to avoid it being archived on the record.

Tip 7: Don't mention the other 'secret' email accounts which are said to have been used to communicate with a small circle of staff members in order to avoid using the state government official and secure email system.

Tip 8: If you get stuck for words try using the InterviewPalin site to generate exactly the same type of Palinesque answers to popular  questions. For example, in response to the questions 'How will you fix the economy?" it produces:

"Our economy and putting it back on the anniversary, in this mission of keeping our eye on Russia. And, you're in Alaska. Well, I'm giving you that perspective of how small our world is through education, through books, through mediums that have provided me a lot of perspective on the table. I think God's will has to be getting along. And we have to stand for that."

Tip 9: Study YouTube clips to see exactly where you have been going wrong. Clips covering such topics as "The newspapers I read?" and "Where is Russia again?" for example.

Or how about "Economy: solutions are good things" and "The bridge to nowhere, yes please."

Tip 10: And finally, perhaps the best of the lot, call in Tina Fey to do the debating for you!