TAG | OMG! Windows Vista source code... leaked! |
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| by Alex Zaharov-Reutt | |
| Sunday, 06 April 2008 | |
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Page 2 of 2 You wanted Vista’s source code, which you can see in its original form, or you can read it right here. /* GNOT General Public License! (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation */ #include “dos.h” #include "win95.h" #include “win98.h" #include “sco_unix.h" class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing {} int totalNewFeatures = 3; int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0; float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8; boolean readyForRelease = FALSE; void main { while (!CRASHED) { if (first_time_install) { if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz)) { MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error."); GetKeyPress(); BSOD(); } } Make10GBswapfile(): SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE); AddRandomDriver(); MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error."); GetKeyPress(); BSOD(); } //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); //printf(Welcome to Windows XP"); printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”); if (still_not_crashed){ CheckUserLicense(); DoubleCheckUserLicense(); TripleCheckUserLicense(); RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond(); DisplayFancyGraphics(); FlickerLED(hard_drive); RunWindowsXP(); return LotsMoreMoney, } } Disclaimer: Yes, this is a joke that someone has created. It was too funny to pass up. Flame me if you feel like it, I don't care. The real news resumes after this post.
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