Google says that the standard 8Mbps down/2Mbps up service, called Trickle, is 10x faster than basic DSL, is free to use, although they do offer faster versions, at a monthly price.

As per usual, the standard types of caveat apply to download and upload speeds. Google advise that “Actual speeds will vary, depending on network traffic and sewer line conditions. Users with low-flow toilets may simultaneously experience a saving-the-environment glow and slower-data-speed blues”.

Google says that all three packages include “a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions, along with recommendations for healthier living”, although this would seem to be optional.

For those wondering how Google can possibly offer yet another free service, Google says that they “believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward”.

Google are also trying to head off easily angered civil libertarians by explaining that not only do Google take our privacy very serious, but that they “treat all TiSP users' waste-related personal information with tremendous discretion, in accordance with our Privacy Policy”.

Google also say that TiSP ensures “reliable throughput through the power of fiber, which has been proven through extensive research to effectively facilitate consistent data flow with minimal latency. And you can rest assured that under no circumstances will the TiSP system ever expose your privates”.

TiSP is currently designed for XP and Vista systems, so those Mac and Linux users busting to use the loo as a wireless broadband delivery system will have to wait, with Google advising the Mac and Linux support is “coming soon”.

Other system requirements include: Internet Explorer 6.0+ or Firefox 1.5+ with the Google Toolbar, a round-front or elongated toilet providing at least 1.0 gallons per flush, and a warning that “use of automatic toilet bowl cleaners is not recommended”

Google answer many more questions at the TiSP FAQ, although it’s worth noting one more Q&A right here. When asked in the FAQ why TiSP in beta, Google answer that: “When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that”.
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